Dear Cigarettes (Part 2),
I am almost over you and I can't help but be reminded of my ex boyfriend from a few years ago. I tried breaking up with him once, but after only a couple of weeks I gave in and took him back even though I knew he was bad for me. However, soon after we finally broke up for good, I realized that, although he was sometimes fun to be around, he was also a lazy fat ass who, much like you, smelled bad, made me spend a lot of money on him, and never did anything nice for me. So… I'm glad you're gone.