Dear Interlibrary Loan,

Thank you for finding the research I desired from the depths of the Earth. Unfortunately, I can't read these articles because I can't speak, nor read, German OR Polish/Latvian/Swahelee/Whatever the fuck this language is.

Thanks for nothing,
A

P.S. Next time don't go to the trouble of translating the title/abstract in English. That's just an unnecessary if I'm gonna need the fuggin Rosetta Stone to figure out the meaning of a single word within 18 sheets of unrecognizable letters and symbols.