Dear Mr. Nice Guy,

Look, I get that you're upset that you invested time and money dating me and you never sealed the deal. You're a man and you have needs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. I don't really care, but whatever. Please note that it is completely inappropriate to text me offering money in return for intercourse. Despite my facebook pictures, I'm no prostitute. Moreover, that ship has sailed.

No More Miss Nice Girl,

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