Dear sphincter,

Why do you insist on pressuring me so in the club with the busiest bathroom? I mean true, it may just be a fart, but after a couple bumps there is now a fine line (no pun intended) between just a little gas and the nasty. What do you expect me to do? Im having way to much fun to go home and take care of business and who the hell poo's in a bar? God, I guess I have to... thanx a lot anus!

Truly yours with the ongoing battle "Blow vs. Sphincter",
Mo-Face