Dear Totty,

I'm really glad that we could work through this. I think we could become really good friends. I mean, we already have so much in common: a) concocting witty & acerbic letters for Dear Life; b) we are both girls; c) I'm sure there's more, but we haven't reached that stage in our relationship yet. YET.

Suffused with feelings of goodwill and love for all mankind,
Claire