Dear Brain Eating Amoeba's,

Now that I think about all the late night ocean/lake/pool swimming that occured this summer, I really have to thank you guys for not eating my brain. Maybe I looked like a girl who really needed her brain inside of her head. Maybe you prefer the more vacant head space of WT's. Or maybe you tried to enter my bloodstream and subsuqently died of alcohol poisoning. Whatever the reason, I want you to know I appreciate it.

Now all I have to worry about is mad cow disease,
Shameless