Dear Captain Asshole's Roommate,

I'm really excited about the fact that we can have delicious sexfests and then actually talk to each other without being awk. And, you're a cuddler. And, you called when you said you would. And, you told me that you liked me and it didn't freak me out.

Not to mention, you have the cutest ass ever.

I pretty much can't stop smiling,
-c