Dear Professors Who Advocate For Pure Behaviorism,

Duh, I get it. You're educated. You're intellectually elite compared to 99% of other people. You have research on your side. Cold, hard, bountiful research.

A+B=C. I agree wholeheartedly. But I still think there are warm fuzzies and hugs to be had in that equation. Nothing you can say will convince me otherwise, so get off me. Meanwhile, I'm going to go embrace a stranger.

Love,
A