Dear Dream This Morning About A Catheter Being Punched Into My Urethra,

Wow, that was unpleasant imagery. Thank God Almighty that was just a dream. I wonder what Freud would conclude about you? That I am about to have a horrible UTI? That my tumultuous life will ultimately lead to incontinence? That I'm petrified about the procedure on my vag that I will have in the next month?

You were scarier than the scene in E.T. with all the scientists dressed in white plastics suits with filtered oxygen supplies.

Never Sleeping Again,
A