Dear drunken friend,

kudos to you. you had the equivalent of 10 drinks in an hour and a half when you really don't drink often, and you are capable of walking home alone. i'm impressed.

i'm even more impressed though by your fantastic antics. it's a good idea to, while in the public restroom, steal a stereo out of the janitor's closet and hook it up while roaming the halls of the school building via chair-on-wheels. and then when our other friend tried to put the radio back, you threw it in the garbage, where the half-full chocolate milk shake then exploded all over it. this was all a very good idea. and i couldn't help but just giggle when you ripped down a lot of the homecoming queen propaganda signs in a fury and speed i've never before seen.

remind me to get drunk with you more often,
ML

p.s. especially on a tuesday night.