Dear Girl I went to High School With,

According to Facebook you are turning 23 this week. You have: a house, a husband, two very cute dogs and a baby on the way. I am turning 23 next week. I live at home, work a temp job, and spend most of my weekends making questionable, alcohol fueled decisions. I will celebrate my birthday with a party whose theme is essentially "tequila."

I wouldn't trade places with you for anything on earth.

Love my redonk life,
Shameless