Dear group of high school friends whom i hadn't seen in 4 or 5 years before yesterday,

You fucking bitches. You tried to make me feel bad because I've boned more ass than you? I understand you are very conservative and that you all “waited for the right one”, but if I want some cock (or pussy, that's another subject) and the perfect horny stranger is right there next to me, I'm not ignoring him.

I am not ashamed of anything, I actually have and enjoy my sexual life. That's something none of you can say. You are young, and cute, you should be partying and getting drunk, not ironing and making lunch every day. That's so 50s, let me tell you.

Hasta nunca, you macho shitheads,
AC