Dear Coupledom,

WTF?? Could it be that after almost 3 whole years leading the single life I actually miss you? My last relationship left me with such a bad impression of you that I didn't think I'd ever WANT to see you again. I relished not shaving my legs for months at a time, not having to call and check in with anyone EVER, and just generally doing whatever the fuck I wanted. Why do I find myself suddenly missing cuddling in pjs, afternoon delight, and hand-holding? I admit, there's something about autumn that makes me want to fall in love, but it's been 90 degrees out for the past two weeks so I can't even use that as an excuse. Relationships are a pain in the ass and tend to hamper my inherent independent (read: solidarity to the point of anti-social) lifestyle. Why am I suddenly feeling like they are the most fun thing on earth and that I'm totally missing out?

Temporary Insanity, Maybe?
CF