Dear His Holiness the Dalai Lama,

You are supposed to be a figurehead for peace and love, but the fact that my best friend gets to hear you speak AND meet you kind of fills me with hateful jealousy. Why do you have to visit my college the year after i graduate? It's really poor timing Mr. Lama. Please please say a prayer for my twisted soul.

I just want to hug you... and a panda...simultaneously. Is that so wrong?
Shameless