Dear Male Member of Unnamed Famous Band,

Thank you for giving me an outlet to live out my groupie fantasy, if only for one weekend. Last night's comp tickets (to one of the best concerts I've ever seen) and drinks were excellent, and I especially love the part when we skipped over all of the adoring fans and met you after the show. To top it all off, the invite to come along to another show tonight in addition to giving up your hotel room is really more than I could ask for. But since you are offering, I would be happy to entertain you with my witty conversation and shy smile in exchange for this small taste of your lifestyle. Now hurry up and introduce me to the lead singer.

See you tonight,
G