Dear Motor Skills,

What gives? You seem to be markedly sub-par today. Way to make me miss my mouth completely when drinking my water and spill a gulpful directly on my crotch one minute before I have to go deliver mail to my ENTIRE OFFICE. Awesome. Am I really that much of an alcoholic that I should be getting the shakes every afternoon?

Does Not Bode Well For The Rest of the Evening,
CF