Dear Neighbor:

OMG. I have the BIGGEST BIGGEST crush on you, and I think you heart me, too. I really liked it when you wrote, "New TV sucks. What should I do with my time from 8-11 on nights when I'm home? My future is in your hands."

Thanks for making me giggle and blush like a schoolgirl and for reaffirming my belief that sometimes crushes ARE requited.

Hearts and sighs,
b

PS I hope you weren't implying I spend my nights giving you hand jobs btw, b/c that would be a real shame. Mainly b/c that's my LEAST impressive talent...