Dear People That Felt The Need To Transport 2 Homes on Wheels While Taking Up Two Highway Lanes Of The Interstate At 8a.m., The Bitch In No Hurry In The VW Bug In Front Of Me, And The Asshole That Flicked Me Off,

Fuck you. Fuck you, you fucking snatches. Thanks for making my commute last for 55 minutes this morning. I hope someone beats off into your morning mocha.

Hearts,
A