Dear $10 Worth of Grapes I Mistakenly Purchased at the Grocery Store,

I thought you were priced by the bunch, but you were in fact priced by the pound. UGH. I don't even want to know how many pounds of grapes ten dollars' worth is. But damn you I am determined to get my money's worth! I will continue to eat you every night until my stomach hurts, continue to eat you instead of drinking water whenever I am thirsty, and continue to eat you for breakfast lunch and dinner, until you are all gone. Because I am poor and stubborn and the thought of wasting $10 on food instead of alcohol makes me want to cry.

Grape Pie, Anyone?
CF