Dearest A,

I was going to respond with "I'll be going to campus subway next weekend and don't you make me ask if 'some tall irish guy with tats'still works there," however, I realize we simply don't see eye to eye. You're looking for a dude to add mayonnaise to your slabs of turkey(INAPPROPRIATE) and I was looking for a "cool looking dude with tats." This Subway argument is a 100% draw. Thanks for making me rack my brain over Subway employees of the last four years. You're making me look really cool.

Gonna go watch You've Got Mail and redeem myself,
Dan in NC