Dear Being Boy Crazy:

You are about to get me accosted on the Metro/street/any public venue. Please stop looking for a ring and then smiling coquettishly at any male (sans ring) taller than I am. I mean, I'm glad you have SOME standards, but seriously, someone is going to grab my breast/ass and I will have basically not only asked, but begged, for it. I can't have ANY of that for the rest of this month, so stop making me look like the total hormone-fueled sex panther I can't be for 25 more days.

And it's also not okay to look this hot at work. The see-thru shirt was a bit much, dontcha think?

*eye roll*
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