Dear Dan In NC,

YOU are the liar. The hottie Subway Guy is there. He is tall. Dark hair. Irish looking. And he is hot. Maybe we are not attracted to the same guys. you claim to be not attracted to men at all actually, so maybe you just can't see what I see. You probably overlook that hottie everyday meanwhile I see a sparkle in his smile as he piles on my slabs of turkey and provolone.

He's there. I promise.

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