Dear A,

Not that I don't normally drink your thoughts for truth on a day-to-day basis, but I have never EVER seen even the slightest cool looking dude with tats at campus Subway. And you know what I spent 98% of my time on in college that wasn't class, so you know my pals and I were getting double meat subs nearly daily. Even at 10am after weights. So pretty much, I'm ashamed of you and you're a liar.

You ruined shredded lettuce for me,
Dan in NC