Dear Guy I Recently Had Sex With Who I Used to Hang Out With Often in a Completely Platonic Way,

WOW. You have completely blown my mind. I always used to think you were kind of cute in that "Hey. I'm a dick, but I'm a funny dick." kind of way, but now.. I'm like "Holy shit, we need to bone again. Soon. Now. Today." You were phenomenal. Honestly. I thought my ex was ridiculous.. but now, you. Damn. You are veryyyy well-endowed and you took your time to ensure ME pleasure. AND, you're a good kisser. That biting thing you do... Ahh. Um, excuse me. Please have a seminar on how to bang for guys world-wide.

Hoping To Do It All Again and Again and Again,
Me