Dear Life,

Oh my God. I just had the best realization of my life. I just realized that one day my brother will marry someone (surely before I do even though he is significantly younger). Chances are she will be cool because he is. THIS MEANS...I get sister. WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE?! And why does the prospect of this excite me more than the possibility of my own perfectly blissful future marriage?!

Dear Little Brother,

Hurry up and marry a cool bitch. I want someone else to love who will be tied to me by the bonds of family and holidays together.

This is going to be awesome.

Yesssssssssssss,
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