Dear Midol,

Do you think you could hurry the fuck up and kick in? So, I can maybe get out of the fetal position and do something productive? And, you better fucking work for this "Menstrual Headache", too. Cause I never get those, but now I have one. And you claim you work for them so get working!!!! I took you like an hour ago! Come onnnn. I hurt I hurt I hurt. And I am hungry and I can't walk from these cramps so food is out of the question until you KICK IN. Sooooo, Midol, my love, can you do your duties right now? Thanks a ton.

Aunt Flow is kicking my ass,
C