Dear Today,

Please go by fast and let me slip through the next 8 hours undetected by my coworkers/bosses. I just really want to sit here looking busy all day but not doing anything of any value to anyone. I know that's kind of a big request, but I've got a lot on my mind today, and I feel kinda sick (hungover?), and I didn't shower this morning, and I'm just a little bit cranky is all. So if you could throw me a bone I'd be much obliged. Remember yesterday, how I was so productive? I promise that'll happen again one day. Until then, I just want to sit here in peace with my coffee and my facebook.

Loooove,
CF