Dear Dan In DC,

Um, no really. I always thought Subway Guy was kinda hot. Dead serious, we're talking about the tall one with tats and I think he has a tiny scar on his face? Yea, whenever he would make my twelve inch I would fantasize about laying him down all over that shredded lettuce and slathering him with oil and vinegar. Mmmm....don't hate on that boy. I always thought he was one the hottest guys in our small college town.


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