Dear World,

I just want to let you know that today, I am in the most horribly volatile mood I’ve ever been in my entire life. Seriously, anyone who even looks at me funny, or just makes me think that they are looking at me funny, is going to get a whole lot of bitchiness and attitude from me, so just be aware of that and stay the hell away from me. I’m serious, do not bother me for anything, not even emergencies. I will rip your face off and scream with the fury of a thousand banshees. Dear god, I need to punch everything right now. So foul.

Irma