Dear Baby Crocodile Who Was Brought Into A Preschool Class And Groped By 30+ Small Children With Snot Pouring Out Of Their Baby Noses,

As if living a life in captivity and having a rubberband constantly around your snout wasn't enough! I'm so sorry for you. You poor, poor animal.

You Shoulda Karate-Kicked That Tot Who Wouldn't Stop Yanking Your Tail,
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