Dear New Crush,

I'm really excited about you because I haven't been super attracted to someone in quite some time. Tonight when we were dancing my heart got that pitter-patter which I'd long forgotten about. I am starting to get worried though, already recognizing that I'm falling into old patterns. A.) You are a cocky bastard like every other guy I allow myself to have feelings for and B.) AGAIN, I'm breaking the golden rule, "don't shit where you eat" because you go to my school and hang around the same crowd. This is potential for disaster and I'm mad at myself for being in this conondrum once again. However, you're having a party tomorrow and all of this won't stop me from hooking up with you.

Love,
A