Dear Brazillian Boy With Amazon Mom,

I'm sorry my 18 month old son attacked you like a lion would a gazelle because you were wearing blue and green Mickey Mouse crocs. He must have mistaken them for his and you see, in our family we value good shoes like you value soccer and clay beads. I like to think I've taught him well!

Proud Mother of a Potential Gay Son,
Errn

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