Dear G,

I just went to your aforementioned website.



that's fucking sick. That makes me never ever ever want to see semen again. If my body ever gets to that point where I have crepe paper with a viscous layer of yellow fat under it as a stomach and nipples the size of dinnerplates, I will promptly move to Africa, baste myself in Heinz 57, and hope a wild animal eats me quickly.


1 comment:

Jimmy2Boobs said...

Oh dear God.