Dear Hot Cop,

Ok, so maybe you had enough reasonable suspicion to arrest me for driving under the influence when I asked you how you performed sobriety tests on blind people. It didn't cross my mind that blind people don't drive cars. Just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean I can't handle a motor vehicle.

Are You Single?
A

P.S. Next time you're putting your hands on me don't forget the cavity search.