Dear Late Night Snack,

You're an awful thing. Not only did you enlarge the donut around me, but you forced me to have a dream where I had to bargain my large watch to the owner of Layl'a. I dont even know what for.

You've proven to me that my life is on the verge of pathetic since I have dreams about the bar I regularly attend.

Sleeply Unsound,

Tink