Dear Friend With Benefits,
This arrangement is supposed to be mutually beneficial but it seems like its too much trouble for you to even paw at me. Also, if you think texting me to see if I want to have sex is hot, think again! I might be a slut, but that doesn't mean I don't need a little flirting or something. Anyway, this sex sucks but I am too nice to tell you so please just stop texting me.