Dear Life,

I know this is wrong, but I'm slightly upset with the fact that everyone is becoming obsessed with my favorite fembot now because she has tv show. I am feeling very childish and not wanting to share her with anyone else. She was my obsession/girlcrush first, dammit. Stop loving her as much as I do. I want to be her harder.

So There,
A

P.S. Oh, and 'major' has been an integral part of my vocab since 'zetus lapetus' days.