Dear Friend Who Gets Drunk and Then Talks Too Much,

Every time we hang out I get excited at first because I feel like I never see you. Then you start drinking and I remember why we don't hang out anymore. All it takes is a couple beers and you can't seem to shut your mouth. You talk about the most random things that have nothing to do with the conversation at hand. Your stories are so long by the end of them I don't even know what we were talking about to begin with. Not that it would matter, because no one else can get a word in before you have already begun another pointless story, and you can't be stopped.

It seems you have one of two choices, either stop drinking, or stop talking.

Let me know what you decide,
K