Dear Hot Pair From Undergrad,

Unlike other couples that irritate me with their seemingly blissful (but we all know completely bland) relationships, I enjoy stalking you every few months and reading your wall-to-walls. See, both of your characters always intrigued me individually. Star athletes, bodies like gods, unabashed confidence, and feisty personalities. When you got together senior year, it came out of nowhere, but i liked it. you were the couple that I fell in love with. Why? Because you both have such strong characters that I knew it would be rocky. Rocky and hot. From afar, I witnessed you fight like cats and dogs, but I knew you were crazy about each other. Here we are 3 years later, and your relationship is still on and off, but it is so endearing. I love it when you guys are together and hate when you break up. There is something about your dysfunctionality that is so charming to me, I can't get enough. It's like Big and Carrie. Please accidentally get pregnant, continue the dysfunctional nature of your relationship, and produce children which will surely be as attractive as Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham. Or get engaged, break up, have a passionate reunion, get married, and live happily ever after. Whichever. Just make it dramatic.

Your imperfections make you so likeable.

Secretly Routing For You,
A

P.S. Sometimes when I read your inside jokes, I like to pretend I understand them and am best friends with both of you.