Dear Pretentious Parents (Part Deux),

Since I know "L", I had a slight inkling as to what crazyass people she might be referring to. Sure enough, I just checked your baby site linked to your facebook and lo and behold it was you she was talking about. Dear Wife, maybe I wouldn't have spend my entire undergrad career despising you (along with the rest of the University) for being such a Miss KnowItAll and claiming you were better than everyone else since you are a "woman of God". Since when does a complete bitch qualify as a "Godly woman"?!

Also, it's called toy sanitizer. If you don't want your child catching SARs or AIDs or tasting a dribble of teryaki sauce, then accept the toys from China graciously and simply CLEAN them before letting your tot gum them.

Gosh, you are such tools. Can you ever just be conventional and try to stop fighting the war against the world of "non-belivers". It sicks me out.

You Would Name Your Child "Faith" And Give Birth To Her Naturally (How Biblical.),
A

P.S. BTW, Your child's godmother's (A fellow "woman of God") vagina is all over the internet. Bet she didn't tell you that when you were discussing prayer requests.