Dear Society,

Thanks for making the college degree the new high school diploma. Nothing is cooler than applying for the 5am shipment unload job at Kohls and putting down "Bachelor of Arts" under "most recent education completed." And if that's not enough, I won't hear from them for about two weeks. Is it normal to resent your undergrad institution this much? Running screaming through the Comm building never seemed like such a good idea. But then again, Subway Guy on campus seems to be doing alright. I mean, he's the MANAGER of Subway. He's got to know people.

Would you like your sub toasted?
Dan in NC

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