Dear New Best Friend,
I just met you Saturday night at the party in your apartment, and I think I have a legit girl-crush on you.You kept telling me how you wish you looked like me and referring to me as 'the pretty one', although you are the one with the cute face and bangin' bod. The facebook pictures I just saw of us from the other night confirm what I've been thinking: we should be fake-lez girlfriends. We could cuddle and tell each other how pretty we are. And maybe braid each others' fabulously long hair.
Think about it?