Dear Accounts Payable,
Is it humanly impossible for you to process anything in a period of time under 3 months??? You make me look like a raging idiot when our vendors are bitching me out on a daily basis because you guys can't get your shit together. It's not that complicated people. I ask you to cut a check for something as simple as toner, and you take 8 weeks to do so. This is unacceptable, and Konika-Minolta agrees. Cut to them yelling at me and sending overdue notices every 3rd day. Get your act together before I fly up to DC myself and fire every last one of you.
Make it Work,