Dear Mom,

When I have G in town visiting, it is completely tactless to come to her asking how to block my father on gmail, spend the entire weekend on the Internet printing out every ounce of information you can find on divorce, and vehemently announcing that you will be taking legal action.

Oh, and then say (In front of G!) that I have until Jan 1 to vacate the premises.

You're ruining my life.
A