Dear A -

Unemployed? Yep, he's a loser.

Listens to Pat Green? Big-time loser.

Kappa Alpha? He's a candy-assed punk, to boot.

That said, don't hate on the boy for driving a truck, unless it's a Ridgeline, Avalanche, or mini-truck, or it's older than six years in age.

Your pimped-out, 4-door, all-leather (with primo asswarmers), 4-wheel drive chariot awaits,

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