Dear A -
Unemployed? Yep, he's a loser.
Listens to Pat Green? Big-time loser.
Kappa Alpha? He's a candy-assed punk, to boot.
That said, don't hate on the boy for driving a truck, unless it's a Ridgeline, Avalanche, or mini-truck, or it's older than six years in age.
Your pimped-out, 4-door, all-leather (with primo asswarmers), 4-wheel drive chariot awaits,