Dear Adderall and NoDoz,

If I EVER graduate from college, (which should be this year barring failing the exam I have within hours) I will be writing the makers of you cute little guys personal thank you notes. How else would I have been able to stay up for days on end writing and studying while at the same time being able to laugh off the stress yelling "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so....scared!!!!" with other fellow majors in my same position at random points to relieve the tension. Sure, I can't really see straight. And sure, typing this is impossible because every third letter is wrong and I have to go back and re-read everything. And sure, my heart feels like it's going to pound of it's chest. But you are going to get me a passing grade. And very honestly, I couldn't have done it without you.

D is for Diploma,
Homegirl.