Dear Five Bottles of Champagne,
Oooh we are going to have so much fun together! I got you for FREE at work today, thus reminding me that my life is both ridiculous AND fantastic!!! You are good champagne too, with labels in French which I can not read but which are full of promise. The promise of drinking until I can no longer remember that it is Christmas day and I am thousands of miles from home with no fireplace, family or presents. But at least I will have bubbles!
I'll see you five on Tuesday,