Dear Panera Bread:

In you, I have found all the answers to my skinny jeans woes. With your help, we can assure that I will never again fit into anything in the single digit category, thereby eliminating the possibility of wearing said skinny jeans.

However, I take issue with the fact that you pre-make sandwiches with onions on them. Most people who eat lunch at you have to go back to work. I'm just sayin.

Yours in a bread bowl,
B

1 comment:

cj said...

I once worked at Panera and I ate two baked egg souffles (the spinach and cheese ones) and then i read the nutritional information. Between the two, i had 160 percent of my daily value of fat. Hell yes. But they were sooo amazing in their croissanty goodness.

-cj