Dear Coco,


Denim-style leggings are always a bad idea. Especially when paired with the bustier made out of someone's old Sunday school dress and the camel toe. Just because Ice-T seems to really dig your look doesn't mean the rest of us are obligated to.Why not try a nice v-neck and a real pair of jeans? Oh, and while you're at it, please fire whatever obviously-stoned fourteen year old boy you have as your stylist. Maybe if you put them away, people will realize you actually do have something north of your breasts, yaknowhaddamean?

Praying you'll stop getting dressed on a porn set,

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