When your away message says this: "Babe comes home today!! So excited about our date night tonight :)"
I read: "I am so insecure that I need to broadcast the fact that someone of the opposite sex actually cares about me in order to validate myself in this world. I need everyone to know that I'm capable of being loved because I'm not so sure that I am."
Sack up, Bitch. Nobody reads that and thinks "aww that's nice".