Dear Idiots,

When your away message says this: "Babe comes home today!! So excited about our date night tonight :)"

I read: "I am so insecure that I need to broadcast the fact that someone of the opposite sex actually cares about me in order to validate myself in this world. I need everyone to know that I'm capable of being loved because I'm not so sure that I am."

Sack up, Bitch. Nobody reads that and thinks "aww that's nice".
G

1 comment:

milaz said...

ugh just like the people who make facebook albums of their boyfriend with every caption reading "i love you so much."

gag me